By the way, the tinctures we must consume for this liver cleanse is APPALLINGLY DISGUSTING. One tincture especially, I think tastes like AS* with wasabi. No joke. You have to try to believe it... but you'll probably hate having tasted it. We have to drink this nastiness FIVE TIMES a day for all of the 5 days of the cleanse. Painful. And the herbal tea is just too bitter to have any soothing qualities.
I have just tried to pass a banana as a "juice" I could drink, if I blended it with orange juice and strawberries. David has patiently explained to me that this is not a "juice," as required by the cleanse for us to drink, but rather, a "smoothie." In an effort to explore whether any juice could potentially be extracted from a banana, we put one through the juicer (as opposed to a blender). Absolutely not a single drop of juice was extracted.
Once and for all -- there is no such thing as a banana juice.
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